4 posts tagged “funny”
I'm driving down route 495 the other day, minding my own business, when I notice a little green blob moving across the rear window of my car. The little green blob then proceeded to jump from the middle of the window to the rear windshield wiper. All this while speeding along at 61 knots (that's 70 miles per hour for you landlubbers).
Needless to say, I did what every other true American would do. I sped up to see how long he could hang on! It wasn't that long. -- Alright, relax! I pulled over and let him off. I almost killed us both while taking that picture though. They say not to talk on a cell phone while driving, but I've never heard anyone say "don't turn around and take a picture of a frog on your rear window while traveling 70 miles per hour" (that's 112.65 Km/h for you metric lovers).Originally published at skyecade online.
Good times on Father's Day is right, at least for my 6 month old nephew. For some reason, he finds my daughter to funnier than Will Ferrell, Jim Carey, and Elmo all put together.
Personally, I just think she spikes his oatmeal.
Originally published at skyecade online.
